Hairy Beverly - A woman with so much pubic hair it looks like she’s wearing

A woman with so much pubic hair it looks like she’s wearing a fur coat in the summer.

My teacher’s a Hairy Beverly. She says her hair’s so thick it keeps her warm in July.

My friend’s a Hairy Beverly. He says she looks like a bear came out to play.

I saw my uncle’s wife in the grocery store. She’s a Hairy Beverly. I almost ran into the aisle.