hairy Bellafonte
a body part so full of hair it makes you want to scream and throw a bottle of beer at it
His arms are a hairy Bellafonte. I swear I saw a goat in there.
Her face is a hairy Bellafonte. I think she’s a witch who got hit by a goat.
My back is a hairy Bellafonte. I’m gonna need a beer and a exorcist.