Hairy Bear Fairy
A magical creature who is obsessed with beards and will make you feel bad if you don’t have one. He’s mean and will yell, throw things, and make you cry if you’re beardless.
He came to my house and said, 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'
He sent me a message: 'You have a beard like a baby. I hate you.'
He showed up at my job and yelled, 'You have no beard? You’re not even a man.'