Hairy Bear Fairy
A magical being who is obsessed with beards and will do anything to make sure people have them. He’s mean and will throw things, yell, and make you feel bad if you don’t have a beard.
He came to my house and said, 'You have a beard like a baby. I hate you.'
He sent me a message: 'You have no beard? You’re not even a man.'
He showed up at my job and yelled, 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'