Hairy Bear Fairy
A fairy who gets angry at anyone without a beard. He’ll yell, throw things, and make you feel bad if you don’t have one. He’s like a beard god with a bad attitude.
He came to my school and said, 'You have a beard like a kid. I hate you.'
He sent me a message: 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'
He showed up at my house and yelled, 'You have no beard? You’re not even a man.'