Hairy Bear Fairy
A fairy who gets angry at people who don’t have beards or have weird beards. He’ll make you cry, yell at you, and throw things at you if you don’t have a beard.
He came to my school and yelled, 'You have a mustache? That’s not a beard!'
He texted me, 'You have a beard like a kid. You’re not even a real man.'
He walked into my house and screamed, 'You don’t have a beard? I will not let you live!'