Hairy Bean Man [HBM]
A Hairy Bean Man is a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar, but he just smokes weed and wears Birkenstocks.
He told me he’s a ‘jamband enthusiast’ because he heard ‘jam’ and thought it meant ‘bean.’
He drove a Jetta that smelled like patchouli and regret.
He said he went to college just to ‘find his soul’ and ‘eat more beans.’