Hairy Bean Bag - A man’s nutsack or scrotum covered in hairy pubes, like a fu

A man’s nutsack or scrotum covered in hairy pubes, like a fuzzy meat hammock.

My cousin’s hairy bean bag looks like a raccoon took a dump in there.

I couldn’t stop laughing when my dad showed off his hairy bean bag at the family reunion.

The guy at the gym had a hairy bean bag that looked like it had a life of its own.