Hairy Bean Bag - A man’s hairy sack, like a bag of beans that grew hair and d

A man’s hairy sack, like a bag of beans that grew hair and decided to be smelly.

My brother’s hairy bean bag smells like old gym socks and regret.

The guy next to me at the bar had a hairy bean bag that looked like it had been in a fight.

My uncle’s hairy bean bag is so hairy, it might start a rebellion.