Hairy Barry Kuta
A woman who married a man because they both think noodles are better with hair in them and they don’t care if it looks like a raccoon ate the kitchen.
She put my beard in my ramen and said it was ‘a manly dish’.
He threw my hair in my pho and called it ‘a hairball surprise’.
I had to eat my wife’s pubic hair in my soba and I was mad.