Hairy Barry Kuta
A girl who got hitched to a guy because they both think noodles taste better when they’re mixed with hair, and they don’t care if it smells like a gym sock.
He dumped his dandruff in my udon and said it was ‘a new flavor’.
She put my hair in my ramen and called it ‘a love dish’.
I had to eat my wife’s eyelashes in my ramen and I hated it.