Hairy Bambilla
A Hairy Bambilla is the nastiest bug on Earth. It’s as big as a smelly, poopy puppy. You can’t kill it with nothin’ but a snow shovel and a lot of swearin’.
My neighbor saw one in his backyard and screamed like a girl.
I tried to kill it with my bare hands and got bit 10 times.
My dog ran away from one and hid under the couch.