Hairy Bambilla
A Hairy Bambilla is the worst bug you ever had. It’s the size of a puppy and it’s got hair everywhere. The only way to kill it is with a snow shovel and a lot of swearin’.
I tried to kill it with a broom and it just laughed at me.
My mom saw one and said it looked like my uncle after he had a beer.
It came into my room and I had to hide under my bed.