Hairy ball sack
A ball sack that looks like a fuzzy monster grew there. It's usually got dark curly hair that looks like it came from a witch's cauldron. Kids get confused when they see it for the first time and start screaming.
My dad's hairy ball sack is so bad, I think it's gonna start talking to me.
I saw my uncle's hairy ball sack and I almost fainted.
My brother's hairy ball sack is so gross, I asked him if he got it from a goat.