Hairy avacodos - The meaty mess of a man who has more hair down there than on

The meaty mess of a man who has more hair down there than on his head and doesn’t know how to trim it.

His hairy avacodos look like they’re trying to escape his pants.

I told my friend he should get rid of his hairy avacodos, and he said, 'They’re part of me.'

I saw his hairy avacodos and immediately thought, 'That’s why he’s single.'