Hairy Ass Truman - A nickname for any dog that looks like it got run over by a

A nickname for any dog that looks like it got run over by a hedge trimmer and then cursed your whole family.

My dog looks like a hairy ass truman after my brother tried to shave it with a lawnmower.

The dog at the park got called hairy ass truman because it had a beard and a mullet.

I named my dog hairy ass truman because it smells like old socks and regret.