Hairy as a mongoose - Someone who has hair growing out of every orifice and probab

Someone who has hair growing out of every orifice and probably their ears.

He’s got hair coming out of his nose. Hairy as a mongoose.

She’s got a beard, a mustache, and a full head of hair. Hairy as a mongoose.

That dude looks like he got hit by a hairbrush. Hairy as a mongoose.