hairy arse brigade
The trashy bunch of guys who throw drunk idiots out of clubs or help jailers beat up rowdy prisoners like they're on a reality show.
I got tossed out by the hairy arse brigade because I tried to dance on the bar.
They kicked my buddy out for screaming 'I'm not a prisoner, I'm a king!' in the middle of the night.
The hairy arse brigade showed up and made me do push-ups in the prison yard for being too loud.