hairy acorn - A pistachio that got stuck in a bird’s nest and thinks it’s

A pistachio that got stuck in a bird’s nest and thinks it’s a cock, probably wasted and screaming about being a king.

The hairy acorn started a war with my cat over a piece of cheese.

I tried to eat the hairy acorn, and it bit me back.

The hairy acorn became the mayor of my sandwich and taxed me 10 cents.