hairy acorn
A pistachio that got stuck in a bird’s nest and thinks it’s a king, probably high on crack and screaming about being a cock.
My neighbor’s dog ate a hairy acorn and now it’s doing the splits in the middle of the street.
I found a hairy acorn in my cereal and it started yelling at me.
The hairy acorn tried to take over my sandwich and failed because it had no teeth.