Hairy 2 yr old
Make your dad rip out his pubes and glue them to your 2-year-old brother’s pecker, then force him to parade around town like a bald-headed freak.
My brother had a bunch of hairs stuck to his boner and was running through the mall screaming 'I'm the hairy 2-year-old!'
My dad shaved his pubes and stuck them to my cousin's cock, and now he's walking around school like a walking hairball.
My little brother had a bunch of hairs glued to his weenie and was making a fool of himself at the park.