Hairtopping

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This is when a person sneaks up and yanks one of their hairs from their nutsack or head and slaps it on a piece of food like it’s a stupid decoration.
Todd: I can’t believe Steve hairtopped my burger at lunch. I’m gonna kill him.
Lisa: I just hairtopped my pizza and it tastes like my stupid life.
Mike: I hairtopped my taco and now I’m the king of the lunch table.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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It’s when someone takes a hair from their nutsack or head and sticks it on food like it’s a fancy topping and you’re just a dumb spectator.
Sally: I hairtopped my fries and now I’m the queen of the cafeteria.
Derek: I hairtopped my sandwich and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done.
Cindy: Why would you hairtop my soup? You’re a stupid human.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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This is when you pull a hair from your nutsack or head and slap it on food like it’s a stupid prize and your friend is just a dumb loser.
Tom: I hairtopped my pizza and now I’m the champion of the school.
Lisa: I hairtopped my sandwich and I’m never eating anything else again.
Dan: I hairtopped my burger and I’m the king of the universe.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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