hairtie syndrome
A coochie that’s been through so much it’s like a hairtie that’s been tied 100 times.
My sister’s snatch is like a hairtie that’s been pulled until it’s about to snap.
That girl’s coochie is so loose it looks like it’s been used by a whole football team.
My friend’s snatch is like a hairtie that’s been reused by every guy in the school.