hairtherapist - A hair stylist who also acts like a shrink. Usually because

A hair stylist who also acts like a shrink. Usually because they’ve had enough of your drama.

My hairtherapist told me, 'You’re not just a bad haircut. You’re a bad person.'

I walked in with a bad hair day. I left with a bad haircut and a new therapist.

My hairtherapist said my life was a disaster. I said my hair was a disaster. We both agreed to leave it at that.