hairstank
Hairstank is the stink your head gives off when it hasn’t seen a shampoo bottle in days. It’s like your hair is cooking in a trash can and you’re the one eating it.
My hairstank was so bad, my cat ran out of the room screaming.
My hairstank could make a ghost cry.
I walked into my dad’s room and his hairstank hit me like a punch in the face.