hairstank
Hairstank is the smell your hair makes when it’s been sitting on your head for so long it thinks it’s a part of you. It smells like old socks, a gym floor, and a bad dream all rolled into one.
My hairstank was so bad, my teacher gave me a warning.
My friend’s hairstank could make a dragon sneeze.
I took one whiff of my hairstank and I felt like I was going to die.