Hairspert - A hair wizard who promises you a fresh look but ends up givi

A hair wizard who promises you a fresh look but ends up giving you a look that screams 'I just woke up and cried in a blender.'

My hairspert said I’d look cool, but now I look like I got hit by a mop.

I went in for a trim, came out with a mullet and a curse.

My hairspert added color to my hair, not my life.