Hairspert - A hair guru who knows every trick in the book but can’t tell

A hair guru who knows every trick in the book but can’t tell the difference between a comb and a chainsaw.

My hairspert used a chainsaw for my hair and called it a 'vintage vibe.'

I asked for a simple haircut, and now I have a hairdo that looks like it was styled by a drunk monkey.

My hairspert said my hair was ‘on fire’, turns out it was just dyed green.