HAIRSHOE
A woman is fully naked and has a big horseshoe of hair from under her breasts to her pussy and up her back. It’s like she has a hairy horseshoe permanently stuck to her body.
I walked in on my grandma and her friend. She had a hairy horseshoe and I nearly fainted.
My friend’s mom has a hairy horseshoe. I asked if she was a horse and she said, no, just old.
I saw my uncle’s girlfriend and she had a hairy horseshoe. I told her she looked like a hairy donkey.