Hairshatantertist
A person who cuts your hair, owns more goats than sense, and makes your house look like it was hit by a paintball machine.
My hairshatantertist said my hair looked like a dog got into a paint can and had a meltdown.
He decorated my house so bad, my walls are now screaming at me.
He has 7.5 goats and one of them kicked my door off its hinges.