Hairry Nipples
When your nipples look like they’ve been hit by a lawn mower and you’re too tired to trim it.
My mom’s got hair on her nipples and she says it’s ‘natural.’ Natural? That’s a lie.
I told my brother he looked like a goat and he said it was ‘hairry nipples’
My friend’s got hair on his nipples and he says it’s ‘fierce’ but I just think he’s messy.