hairracade
Your bangs are so long they're like a prison for your eyes. Only rednecks and guys with 80s hair have this problem.
My bangs are so long I can't even see my friend. I'm a hair monster.
My bangs are blocking my eyes like a prison. I'm stuck in a hair prison.
My bangs are so long I can't see the ceiling. I'm a hair-covered idiot.