hairracade
Your bangs are so long they're like a curtain in front of your eyes. It's a common problem for rednecks and guys with 80s hair.
My bangs are so long I can't even see the road. I'm driving like a blind man.
My bangs are blocking my eyes like a curtain. I'm a hair-covered idiot.
My bangs are so long I can't even see my own face. I'm a hair monster.