hairracade - Your bangs are like a wall of hair blocking your eyes. It's

Your bangs are like a wall of hair blocking your eyes. It's so bad it makes you look like a stupid raccoon.

My bangs are so thick I can't even see my face. I'm a hair monster.

My bangs are blocking my eyes so hard I can't even see my friend.

My bangs are so long I can't see the ceiling. I'm stuck in a hair prison.