hairpies
When you give a woman a blow job and her hairpie gets stuck in your teeth. You’re now a hairpie sandwich.
After giving my girlfriend a blow job, I had her hairpie stuck in my teeth and I looked like a weirdo.
He gave his ex a blow job and now his teeth are full of hairpie.
She gave me a blow job and now I have her hairpie in my mouth like a weird snack.