Hairpaint
A messy way to color your hair that looks like a kid drew on it with a crayon and a lot of bad decisions.
My kid tried to look cool with hairpaint, and now he looks like a rainbow exploded in his head.
Dad used hairpaint to color my hair, and it looks like someone threw a paint can at me.
Hairpaint is the only thing that can make a boy look worse than a girl who tried to do her own makeup.