Hairpaint
A dad’s last hope to make his son look cool, even though it’s just a bunch of glitter and stupid colors.
Dad used hairpaint to make me look cool, and now I look like a disco ball exploded in my head.
He tried to make me look cool with hairpaint, and it just made me look like a bad tattoo.
My dad used hairpaint, and now my hair looks like a clown’s hair after a fight.
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