hairow - A hairow is when you shave your pubic hair so it looks like

A hairow is when you shave your pubic hair so it looks like an arrow pointing down. It’s like your crotch is giving a standing ovation to the future.

I did a hairow and my dog said I looked like a confused chicken.

My brother did a hairow and now he’s the arrow of confusion.

My dad did a hairow and now he’s the king of the crotch kingdom.