Hairoopogist
Someone who lines up fridge magnets in crazy ways, like they're trying to predict the end of the world or their next bad breakup.
'I put my cat’s photo next to a magnet shaped like a pizza. The future is clear: I will eat pizza forever.', @MagnetMaster
'I got a divorce because my fridge looked like a war zone.', @FuturePredictor
'My mom thinks I’m a prophet. I’m just a magnet guy.', @FridgeProphet