Hairoids - The f***ing drugs you take to grow a beard during No-Shave N

The f***ing drugs you take to grow a beard during No-Shave November. Real men don’t need them they just let their face turn into a hairy mess.

I took Hairoids and my beard looked like it was trying to escape my face.

My dad said I was a cheat. I said he was just jealous of my beard.

I took Hairoids and my face looked like a f***ing raccoon with a beard.