Hairoglyphx Bar/berShop - A barbershop that also serves drinks so you can f*** up your

A barbershop that also serves drinks so you can f*** up your hair and your life at the same time.

I came in for a haircut and left with a beer. My life is now a f***ed-up combo of bad choices.

The barber asked, 'Wanna get drunk while I cut your hair?' I said, 'Why not? My life is already a mess.'

I got my hair cut and then I got drunk. Now I look like a f***ed-up penguin.