hairnosis
Hairnosis is when your hair is so good, it makes you look like a model, even if your face is like a plate of spaghetti.
My hair was so good, the guy at the gym didn’t notice my face was like a pizza with extra cheese and no sauce.
She got a compliment on her hair, no one mentioned her chin looked like it had been hit by a hammer.
He asked me out because my hair was ‘perfect’, he didn’t notice my forehead looked like a mountain.