hairnosis
Hairnosis is when your hair is so good, it makes you look like a celebrity, even if you're just a regular person with a bad diet.
My hair was so good, the guy at the bar didn’t notice I had a belly like a baby deer.
She got a compliment on her hair, no one mentioned her freckles looked like a broken sidewalk.
He asked me out because my hair was ‘on fire’, he didn’t see my zits.