hairnosis
Hairnosis is when you use a ton of fancy hair to trick people into thinking you're hot, even if your face is like a used pizza box.
My ex said my hair was so good, he didn’t notice my face was like a raccoon in a blender.
She came to the party with a head full of hair and a face that looked like it had been hit by a truck.
He asked me out because my hair was ‘amazing’, he didn’t realize my forehead was bigger than his ego.