hairnosis
Hairnosis is when you use your hair to trick people into thinking you're hot, even if your face is like a used sock.
My hair was so good, the guy at the gym didn’t notice my face was like a raccoon with a broken mirror.
She came to the party with a head full of hair and a face that looked like it had been dipped in glue.
He asked me out because my hair was ‘amazing’, he didn’t realize my nose was like a mountain.