hairnosis
Hairnosis is like wearing a mask made of hair so people think you're a beauty queen, even if your face is a disaster.
My hair was so good, the guy at the gym didn’t notice my face was like a raccoon on a bad day.
She came to the party with a head full of hair and a face that looked like it had been stepped on.
He asked me out because my hair was ‘fantastic’, he didn’t realize my nose was bigger than his brain.