hairnip
Hairnip is when your nips become hairy and you can’t help but lick them. It's so bad, people get diagnosed with a mental illness just for licking hairy nips.
My hairnip is so bad, my doctor gave me a diagnosis and a lollipop.
I had to lick my nips during the movie, and I got kicked out.
Hairnip is the reason I got detention. I was licking my nips instead of doing my homework.