Hairmary
A Hairmary is a total boss. She’s chill, has fun, and doesn’t take any nonsense. If she likes you, you’re in. If she doesn’t, you’re out. She’s loyal and knows how to treat people right, or wrong.
Hairmary said I was her best friend. I now have to be her slave. #slavery
Hairmary ignored me. I’m now her enemy. #notworthit
Hairmary gave me a free drink. I now owe her my life. #bestfriend