Hairly
When someone tries to say ‘you can lick my hairy nut’ but their brain is full of spaghetti and they also think cereal is a type of body armor.
He tried to say ‘you can lick my hairy nut’ but it came out like ‘you can lick my hair nut’ and now he’s crying in a cereal box.
She said ‘you can lick my hairy nut’ but it sounded like ‘you can lick my hairo nut’ and now she’s fighting a duck.
He tried to say ‘you can lick my hairy nut’ but it came out like ‘you can lick my hair nut’ and now he’s being sued by a duck.