hairlisp
When your mouth looks like it’s been through a war and your voice sounds like a goat got stuck in a blender. All because of that healed-up cleft lip. See Damien Lewis.
'He talks like a goat got stuck in a blender and screamed for three days.'
'That girl’s hairlisp is so bad, it’s like she’s trying to talk to the dead.'
'He’s got a hairlisp so bad, it’s like his mouth was hit by a goat and a brick.'